Submitted by tamarack in axolotl (edited )

Someone (asking for a friend) is just getting back into lifting after a long hiatus. This person went to the local wallyworld with the intent of acquiring a watch. He went to the grocery section, selected a bottle of turmeric, then went to the watch display, picked out the watch he wanted, and straight-up just palmed it into a coat pocket while walking. No attempt at concealment at all.

As my friend was paying for his turmeric at the garden center checkout, he heard an announcement over the PA: "Garden Center, you have a call on line 2". The phone began ringing. The cashier was focused on giving my friend his change (he paid in cash) and thankfully did not pick up the phone. My friend kept a straight face, took his change, and walked calmly but swiftly out the door. He didn't see anyone follow him as he drove away.

So my friend's question (actually a series of questions) is: How badly did he just fuck himself? Is his picture now on the wall in the LP office? How long should he wait before hitting the store again? Should he make a legitimate purchase and see if he's accosted?

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