The Most Anti Civ Way to Clean Your Ass (Serious) [Hint its not a Bidet]Submitted by lettuceLeafer in anticiv (edited )
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asterism wrote
I don't know that sounds like agriculture to me.
veuzi wrote
Ever wiped your ass with grass?
mofongo wrote
No, but I've used large tree leaves. Don't recommend it though, doesn't clean good and may leave a rash.
lettuceLeafer OP wrote
Wow you've been hidding your cool level like Goku hides his power level.
Fool wrote
This is anti-lefty bigotry!
🐿️🐿️🐿️
Seriously, left hand was historically demonised as it was the poop cleaning hand and still is in some cultures (e.g. Indonesia).
lettuceLeafer OP wrote
Fuck the left
Fool wrote
The sound of one hand thwaping.
ghost wrote
Cool if you’re able bodied.
roarde wrote
[Hint its basically a Bidet]
lettuceLeafer OP wrote
Inside me are 2 wolves a based wolf who thinks this sounds badass. And the second out of touch privileged white person who scared to do it.
lettuceLeafer OP wrote
omg primie bio warefare idea. Go to a police brunch and thank everyone for their valiant service by shaking their hand. Just forget to wash your hands after cleaning up from your bathroom visit. If you do it right and you can incapacitate a whole police force in one afternoon as developed countries have almost no immunity to feces based disease. They will prob just blame it on the restaurant.
I only say this to make myself laugh at the concept and not a call to action or encouragement of people to do something like this
rot wrote
i still think leaves are more anti civ
moonlune wrote
I use similar technique when cutting onions: the molecule that makes u cry is soluble in water so I rinse the onion & my hands with water before cutting and next to none of it gets into my eyes.
mofongo wrote
Pfft. In my days, we would use the kernelless corn from lunch to clean our asses. Easy to get and dispose.