Submitted by lettuceLeafer in Vegan (edited )

Woke up at 3.30 without an alarm clock for some fucking reason. I did get 7 hours so it's not really a big deal. Wasn't tired so I just got up. First go finish off the last of vodka heads so about A quarter shot. Then had another quarter glass of hootch. Then I put a cup of oats in a bowl with a cup of water. I then put two spoonfuls of natural peanut butter (the kind wit molasses added) then I ate that. Followed by two glasses of water and a glass of the generic brand of diet mountain dew. Its now 4 a.m. ready to start the day.

This shit is normal to me. But writing it down makes my life sound ridiculous lol. Please rate how heathy this vegan diet is

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gone_to_croatan wrote

LettuceLeafer Daily Routine

3:30 a.m. rise

3:35 a quarter shot of Vodka

3:40 a quarter shot of Hootch

3:45 roles oats with water, a spoonful of natural peanut butter, 2 glasses of tap water and a full can of Mountain Dew™ diet

3:50 browse raddle to check top comments

4:00 LettuceLeafer is ready to start the day and release some Anarchy

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

release some Anarchy

I wish lol. Idk, I think I'm like giving myself stockholm syndrome or something. Fucking somehow my life plans at the moment are, spend most of my day everyday doing industrial agriculture for some fucking reason. Its like I'm choosing to live in like the anti civ anarchist version of hell.

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zoom_zip wrote

Please rate how heathy this vegan diet is

0/10

no b12

you’re probably already dead

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moonlune wrote

the b12's in the energy drink!

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

I was wondering why you thought mountain dew is an energy drink bc its just like soda but extra trashy so no b12. Then to my amusement its actually a soda that is illegal to sell in a lot of european countries due to having a chemical deemed hazardous to consumption. The more u learn everyday lol.

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gone_to_croatan wrote

you’re probably already dead

This explains why they don't need B12 supplements, their necrobiome already provide a reliable source of fresh B12

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menos_paz wrote

anarchists: I commune with nature, using a single bowl to bask in verdant glory

also anarchists: I eat literal radioactive sludge

Both vegan :)

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