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catachresis wrote

  1. Purposeful let the board get half full, this elevates the nerves allowing for faster playing

  2. Play the line bricks sideways. This allows for a line to be made faster.

  3. Yelling obscenities at the game boy or sega alters the algorithm to give you the block you need. But! You need to yell at it the right way.

  4. Bring up Tetris in every conversation. Your friends and acquaintances are dying to know about your amazing tetris stories. Like that one time it spit out Z blocks 8 blocks in a row….

  5. It is possible to win the game but it requires exactly 1,000,000 points and a blank board.

  6. If you surpass 1,000,000 points and the board isn’t empty you unlocked survival mode. Beware! This means Tetris block will start falling from the sky above you and you are risking death.

  7. If if you spin a square block fast enough it opens a wormhole; I don’t know where it goes. I’m 1998 there was an 8yo in Indiana that crawled in, never to be seen again. Obv the government covered up the disappearance. I believe the wormhole goes to the other side of our flat earth where the lizard people live.

  8. Tetris was designed by the USSR as a mind control game to turn us into gay communists!

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mima wrote (edited )

Huh nice, I knew my cursive handwriting would pay off. Can finally silence those naysayers saying my cursive sucks

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