Submitted by sarcasmycon in UnitedKingdom (edited )

In preparation for Brexit-related riots, British security officials have drafted plans to relocate the Queen to France, if the security situation were to deteriorate. The choice of France was relatively easy. It's a nearby and mostly friendly country. It used to have a monarch and their presidents have monarchic tendencies. Given its continued membership into the EU, France is expected to have abundant supply of all kinds of food throughout the Brexit process, were the Queen to feel hungry at any time. Paris may not be London, but it's a quite decent city to get settled into. On the other hand, different solutions within the UK have been considered and, in turn, discarded as inadequate. Most places outside London look and feel like the pits. Food scarcity is expected to be felt all over the country, and riots may hit anywhere. Finally, resentment towards the Crown and its lack of interest in the fate of the commoners may flare up and be a source of danger. The relocation will happen on an unannounced date before March 29th for security reasons.

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