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CaptainACAB wrote

Let's be honest, they'd blame it solely on Capitalism.

Neoliberalism if they're more savvy.

Or, better yet, they'll go full on utilitarian and say that millions starving is better than billions starving.


ziq OP wrote

of course mass starvation in the global south is the lesser evil when despicable green anarchy is the alternative, do you even care about murican lives??

so long as uncle joe is keeping (my identity group) safe, the rest of the world's suffering is inconsequential

lesser evilism means everyone outside our borders has to die horribly to safeguard our god-given privileges

that's just reality

grow up and be practical

if we don't stand on the backs of starving children, how will we protect the children??


CaptainACAB wrote

my socdem anarcho socialist utopia will have no exploitation

we will get our rare metals from spaaaaace rocks which the space anarcho miners will mine for free because humans are fundamentally good and will do work for free far away from their loved ones so that strangers can have smartphones

meat will be cloned and the aminals can live in zoos or nature reserves or something

i mean marx never said anything about animals so fuck em honestly if they wanted me to care they should have been born humans

menial labor will be done by machines and nerds can do maintenence on those machines for free because farmers and meat harvesters will also work for free and they can share food with the nerds and everyone else so i take up my weeklong passion of drawing

climate change will go away once we all hold hands and get rid of the profit motive born form icky capitalism and the capitalists and cops and priests will see the errors of their ways and we'll all sit in a circle and sing kumbaya

egoists who follow the laws community guidelines laws dont have anything to worry about as long as you follow societies rules you can be as free and individually fulfilled as we they want the axe of the anarcho executioner is guided by the anarcho judge who is always incorruptible and right

and no one will ever die again and the world will know unending stagnant peace

buuuut we gotta purge the inhuman monsters and continue to shoulder the white mans burden for the foreseeable future because why should i be inconvenienced


lettuceLeafer wrote

Omg this is brilliant. Have you thought about making a socially conservative cult? I'd totally cover up your sexual abuse scandals since your such a good think. I'd even be willing to die in a war to fulfill your ideal. And by die in a war I mean I recruit some uneducated masses to die and I can be your underling in the new government. Since ur such a good bug thinker and all.

From now on my ideology is CaptainACABist. Or CACABist. I'm so glad I have found such a great leader to develoutly follow into the light of leftism.


CaptainACAB wrote (edited )



I gotta think of a different username now.

Thanks a lot, lettuce, goddammit