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Amberzey wrote

Sometimes we just get lucky. I personally hate Wal-Mart and Target so those are my favorite shops to hit. I actually worked at one out of desperation for a holiday season. I'm amazed they are still in business after everything I took and didn't scan for customers. Using EBT? I would only charge for maybe a quarter of their items, if that. Already drinking your 20 oz soda? I'd forget to ring it up. Always used caution and never got caught. Quit as soon as I could. Was the most soul sucking 3 months of my life.


noordinaryspider wrote

I would personally rather commit suicide by flying my airplanes into Walmart's world trade centers than get caught shoplifting atm so I just want to say that I don't think you are a petty criminal, I think that you are a hero.

I am just a human being who loathes Walmart with a passion and has never done anything about that fact other that flap my jaw, wave signs, sing fun songs, and blow off steam by participating in pointless parades.

I am a rather shallow and silly person for not shoplifting, aren't I?


Amberzey wrote

No. It's not for everyone and I would never judge anyone for practicing different beliefs than myself.


liftingisfun wrote

Would you be fine with stealing high end clothes from a small boutique or would that make you guilty?


noordinaryspider wrote

Na, no small boutique but I fantasize about lifting crap like Pierre Cardin la-de-da that sell for absurd amount of money, calling the Pierre Cardin ralph Loren creation de jour an "Ugly yellow sweater i can't stand" and giving away entire uniforms of pierre la cradon tres chic de au revoirs that retail for a jillion dollars apiece to every single hungry cold ugly person I can find who agrees to wear "This disgusting ugly sweater" for a joke.

It would be fucking hilarious.

Clothing banks would be full of stoned, dying, defeated people begging to trade their disgusting ugly yellow sweaters for clothes that were better clothes.