(Skip this paragraph if you don't care) An idea sparked in my head as I was browsing the Facebook marketplace. I was looking to see if I could find a Switch to actually buy instead of trying to pick a locked door or simply walk out of Best Buy. However, some strange listings started popping up: "Nintendo Switch BRAND NEW tablet only" was the title of these posts. If it's untouched, WHERE IS THE REST OF IT???
(If you read the above, you probably know where this is going).
Best Buy. Crowded. Dedicated receipt checker. There's no way I'm leaving with the whole Switch. But what if I don't take the whole box? DING!!!
THANK YOU NINTENDO FOR MAKING THE ACTUAL CONSOLE SO FREAKISHLY SMALL!!!! I'M POCKETING THAT THING AND WALKING OUT BAYBEE!!!!
Side note: controllers, dock, and cables will obviously be missing. But those are all easily available at my walmart/target that isn't as tight in security.