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DontFuckWithTarget wrote

Don’t worry, man. You’re golden. I had the same anxiety when I got caught doing a walkout at a supermarket. They just asked for the cart back and toke a picture of my license plate.

Now that’s way worse than what happened to you, and still nothing has happened and nothing will likely happen. I’m just not gonna go back there again.

On a side note, I got caught because I got waaay too cocky. Although I got away with this a bunch of times before, I got ballsy and did this during a Saturday while they were stocking in the morning. It was busy and here were more employees. Rookie mistake, and I’ve learned from it.

Regarding your anxiety, just relax. Tell yourself they got nothing on you. Which they don’t. :)


GwenQuin wrote

Do you mind if I ask how you got caught, I'm new to this and paranoid. Also I fuck with target all the time :)


DontFuckWithTarget wrote

Well, basically at that one grocery store I would usually go in, fill my cart with what I need, and leave through the entry doors away from the cashiers.

I would hover around the entrance until the coast was clear and I’d walk out.

This was best exicuted during the weekdays around 2pm when it was slow.

However, one Saturday morning I needed stuff for breakfast and I went around 10am half asleep. Given all the times I’ve gotten away with this, I got cocky and did my normal routine, only this time, there were a bunch of employees stocking.

So as I left I got to my car and just as I was about to unload, a worker (not sure if manager) came up to me and said “you gonna give that back?”

I just stayed cool and complied. He snapped a pic of my license before I knew it and I got the hell out of there.

Haven’t been back since.