I'm gonna hold off on the lift posts until I lift some good shit (not just like a single pop). I know you guys prolly enjoy these but eh.
Anyways today wasn't too spectacular except I walked into the dollar tree and immediately acted like I knew what I was doing. I walked quickly to the back of the store where I found that Kickstart. There were 2 ladies with a cart pulling up into my aisle so I acted like I was texting.
I shoved it into my pit, and went for the candy aisle where I found the Skittles. I took one and went to the "blind spot" (moreover the left side of the store where no one really goes, no cameras exist in this store [for obvious reasons]). I went down an aisle and hung a right where the same 2 ladies were parked looking at stuff and I had the skittles halfway down my pants. I immediately noped out of there where I put it in my pocket in the aisle I hung that right in.
Not too bad.
Edit: It was hot AF and I was sweating and when that Kickstart was under my pit I sweat on it so when I went to drink I was,, smelling my deodorant as I took a sipp.