Okay, so the story starts here. I was with the homie E, and we both shared interests in rampant criminal activity, and we were at a church service we had to go to. One of these days, we decided "This is boring af" and we snuck out to go lifting. We hit up a local hardware store connected to our local mall-- it wasn't a huge ass home depot, but I'm going to avoid saying the name.
Regardless, we went inside and I started up a fake conversation with E so we wouldn't be seen as suspicious (we were teens at the time so I thought it would be weird seeing 2 young dudes walking into this store. I really don't know) so I flagged down the aisle where we found the b o x c u t t e r s. I would like to clarify we aren't emo nor do we cut or self harm, at all, we just like weapons--so we took 2 each. It was a small lift but fun considering our age at the time.
Luckily we got back in time, at about dusk, before it ended and we were never caught. Now that I think about it harder I do remember a lot of cameras. Going down every aisle. High quality. Literally hanging from the ceiling but 6 feet off the ground, so they probably got a clear shot of 2 boys concealing utility knives a couple years ago, but what a blast that was.