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prozac withdrawal made me back out of a dollar tree lift

Submitted by iamhamming in Shoplifting (edited by a moderator )

long story short, i was at dollar tree about to get the stuff i was gonna lift when i noticed the manager putting stuff away in the same aisle as me. i freaked out and grabbed a pack of pads i didnt even need then got up to the register and realized i left my card at home. left like a crackhead so anxious i was dry heaving and near tears the whole bike ride to walmart (where i just bought a soda after figuring out my card was just hidden, if i was too anxious to lift from dollar tree then no way id lift from wallyworld till i could calm my tits and come in wearing a wig carrying a different purse). I was biking home still near gagging, wondering if the fact that i had applied to that dollar tree years ago meant id be arrested cuz theyd have my old info on file and somehow knew that i had stolen maybe 2$ worth of shit from there before, when i realized i cant remember taking any of my psychiatric meds for five days straight.

so yea, dont try lifting unmedicated kids. makes you think the greasy dollar tree manager in his 20s is gonna citizens arrest you for cough meds and a pack of gum

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Drshoplifter wrote (edited )

I’ve lifted sky high on adderall, withdraw from anti depressants you name it. Just be careful and you’ll be fine. And the more you lift the less nervous you’ll become. You still want to be careful and don’t slack tho.

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LiftinLooknLikeASnack wrote

Lol i know you got downvotes but personally as a Suboxone patient, i can relate to this story😂 I found it entertaining at the very least. Hope ya feel better N dont forget ur meds next time lol

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GrimWillow wrote

I've never been sure how "pussy" ever got to mean someone who is afraid or fragile. Pussies are a lot tougher than dicks or balls...

In contrast to your withdrawal induced paranoia story, I was super baked one time and didn't see multiple employees just standing next to me staring at me as I casually put candy bars in my jacket. When I noticed them, and noticed them notice me notice them, I just put them back and awkwardly strolled out as they followed me with their arms crossed not saying anything, lol.

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ziq wrote

I love that no one spoke.

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GrimWillow wrote

it wasn't exactly LP, and I don't think they would have done anything, so I'm assuming they didn't really want to be involved, but wanted me to know that they can clearly see what I'm doing and they aren't exactly happy with the situation. It's all laughs when you're baked though..