long story short, i was at dollar tree about to get the stuff i was gonna lift when i noticed the manager putting stuff away in the same aisle as me. i freaked out and grabbed a pack of pads i didnt even need then got up to the register and realized i left my card at home. left like a crackhead so anxious i was dry heaving and near tears the whole bike ride to walmart (where i just bought a soda after figuring out my card was just hidden, if i was too anxious to lift from dollar tree then no way id lift from wallyworld till i could calm my tits and come in wearing a wig carrying a different purse). I was biking home still near gagging, wondering if the fact that i had applied to that dollar tree years ago meant id be arrested cuz theyd have my old info on file and somehow knew that i had stolen maybe 2$ worth of shit from there before, when i realized i cant remember taking any of my psychiatric meds for five days straight.
so yea, dont try lifting unmedicated kids. makes you think the greasy dollar tree manager in his 20s is gonna citizens arrest you for cough meds and a pack of gum