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DC2342 wrote

You're wrong I'm a professionally dressed white man. I will never be caught.


J1534 wrote

Lol I'm assuming this is a joke because dressing up all nice is a sure fire way to get yourself caught,when I go lift I dress in a pair of jeans a t shirt and a pair of sneakers I dont wear bright colors or anything that will make me stand out to LP who probably don't even give a crap enough to even catch anybody I wouldn't give a crap for $8-$9


DC2342 wrote

How does looking like a peasant benefit you while shopping lifting? To me being in suit & tie is a good measure of camouflage from the capitalist elite.


Drshoplifter wrote

For me, shoplifting is more about getting away with stealing, even when they’re watching me.


LiftinLooknLikeASnack wrote

Thats when the rush is maximum. I enjoy playing cat and mouse w a specific LP guy lol of course i dont steal in his store anymore but i love shit out of faking him out and getting his undies all in a bunch.