Submitted by mofongo in RottenOnions

"It's reassuring", says Steven as he looks through his telescope, his chair surrounded by empty cans of soda. "When it falls", he continues, "the end of most life can be pointed out to it, I imagine telling my grandchildren 'everything was great until the asteroid hit us', as we look through the monitor of our bunker the barren wasteland that exists above'".

"200 years are very short in the geological timescale," starts Mary, CEO as she prepares for a hunting Safari "so is 15,000 years. In a million years from now, the civilization that replaces us will look back and ponder how much potential we could have achieved have the asteroid not came".

We asked God about their plan on sending an asteroid towards, the Creator replied "Humanity is not getting off that easy".

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