Submitted by mofongo in RottenOnions

Claiming that winter break was too short, US representatives enter third week of paid leave, or government shutdown as is commonly referred.

"We're going to Disney World this week", said a representative requesting not to be named, "it's been in my agenda for years". "I'm feeling very refreshed spending time with my family in our private villa, we hardly meet up like this anymore", he added.

They also expressed interest in not having to return to work any time soon unless an emergency comes up "like increasing the military budget".

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