I imagine actual members of congress walking with their own two feet from door door to door like missionaries. "Excuse me ma'am, can I please trouble you for a moment to discuss the dangers of milking psychadealic toads."
In this flash of alternate reality I briefly envisioned, these congressmen do not actually have their usual powers but are a guy in a suit, bothering people with a ridiculous sounding speil and getting doors slammed in their face all day long.
roanoke9 wrote (edited )
Can they go door to door with this pleading because that sounds hilarious./s