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lettuceLeafer OP wrote (edited )

TrueScum Nonbinary. Well now I've heard it all. I'm just flabbergast. Why in the fuck would a non binary person be conservative on gender. Ugh my god. If people had like 5% of my egotism so many problems would be fixed including this.

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote (edited )

Unrelated I've leveled up my yoga boots primmie level today. I'm now good enough at knife sharpening that it's no big deal to cut my hair with a knife. Yeah cutting my hair with scissors or God forbid an electric razor is too advanced and ritsy for me. What am I a transhumanist?

Plus I'm almost completely weaned off showers.

I'm very sad that I still am such a rabid consoomer that I own a disposable razor for shaving.

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asterism wrote

You could go for the safety razor or the even more economical straight razor. I ain't brave enough to do a straight razor without shaving cream though.

You could also go full mountain man and just grow a beard.

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

If you imagine me being able to grow a beard u are not imagining me as enough of an feminine soyboy. I mostly shave body hair when I feel like it and shave my face pubes so I dont look like I commit sex crimes.

My problem with razors is more u have to buy random crap and have arround. Which is just at that level of like owning a straight razor becomes incredibly Betty like just using regular soap to wash hair. Or using a knife instead of having scissors. It's mostly just to be contraction tbh.

But can u imagine shaving ur cock and balls with a straight razor. Got using a disposable razor no shaving cream or shower is like a great high stakes recreational activity that usually I don't get out of without some cuts. A straight razor would be intense. Honestly might be too challenging tbh.

I def wouldn't shave my face is I could have a beard that made me look like a scary homeless person. Then people really wouldn't interact with me. Lol

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asterism wrote

shave my face pubes so I dont look like I commit sex crimes.

god that brings back memories. (okay admittedly that sounds weird the face pubes part not the sex crimes obvi). In high school it like never occured to me to shave for the longest time. Like I don't know I didn't know how to do it and didn't have the supplies so like it didn't cross my mind. Well that led to others refering to my chin hair as face pubes. and somehow it became a thing to try and touch my chin for good luck which I super hated because who wants their personal space violated. Anyway I put up with that for awhile until I decided I was done with that shit and shaved. Nothing like some bullying to get you to shave. God that shit is so weird now that I type it out.

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

.... I commit sex crimes.

god that brings back memories.

wow you're canceled now.

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