Submitted by lettuceLeafer in OnLettuceLeafersAuthority (edited )

When I was younger I thought tattoos were great and planned on getting quite a few but by the time I was 18 I was vegan and had learned to be far more frugal with my money.

Now my opinion on body modification has changed. Lets start with hair color, idk its a lot more mainstream so its not super edgy and its kinda a expensive and probably industrial practice. You gotta buy the bleaches, brushes, plastic gloves, spepcial shampoo ect unless you do more natural colors. And just consumerist habits that you gotta buy a lot of stuff turn me off, its not very culturally edgy anymore and I imagine the chemicals for dying are probabably super toxic for the environment. So I'm turned off by it and think of hair dying as more of a middle class consumerist behaviro that is not very punk or whatever its more just normal fashion that harms animals and plans and just is wastefull.

This is basically my critique of modern tattooing not to mention most of the time its not vegan. Its so wastefull using a ton of disposable products, costs a large amount of money that idk just makes you look like a pompus prick, ect. So I have no interest either.

Regarding piercings they never interested me much aestetically. Though on another level the whole jewlry thing is again just wanting to look like a rich prick with I dislike, and sure some piercings aren't jewly its just metal but its still costs a lot to get done at a decent piercing place.

Though I think there is wiggle room where body mods become cool again. For example pierching your ear at home and doing some kinda earring like a fishhook could be cool But most stuff especially the more complex that people don't DIY especially the fancy jewlry kind turns me off.

Now I think scarification body mods are where it really starts to shine. Its alternative, it scares the libs, uses way less 1 use stuff and isn't really a rich person thing. Tho again its prob pretty expensive to have done. But honestly if you strike brand yourself or agitate a scar you drew thats pretty neat. You can even do the pretty interesting traditional tattoo method of cutting open your skin for a deep scar then aggitating it by rubbing vegan tattoo ink in it to color the scar. Now its not know the health hazards of doing this but sometimes people rub clay into their cut to get an xtremely raised cut supposedly. There is a articel about it on the body mod wiki.

Its not unheard of to buy a tattoo machine and then do it yourself though idk much about it and stick and poke looks like shit if you don't have amazing patience. But that is a option too.

Anybody else got some cool body mod stuff or a body modification hot take.

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moonlune wrote

Sometimes I think I'd like to get tattooed but then I remember it's 200+€ to get something pretty so I don't.

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

I mean if price is ur only problem u could prob offer to be a test canvass for a new person.

But yeah that also reminds me tattoo shops often but meat for trainees to practice tattooing on. So even if u get the vegan cruelty free inl parlors might not be vegan

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idkalice wrote

u said u wanted everyone's thoughts so here's mine:

i don't really care but i'd rather stay out of it

lol

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

thats not allowed. You have to have an opinion on literally everything no matter how uninformed. See I learned that I'm an expert in literally everything. Its something I learned from being a man/ /j

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asterism wrote

Since I was born with such a massive brain it is my duty to impart my opinion onto everything that breathes in my general vicinity. I must share this huge fucking brain with the general populace. I didn't ask for this duty it isn't my fault I was born with a massive brain. /j

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

I'm smarter than u because my intelligence comes from my 1.5 foot massive penis.

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kinshavo wrote

Wait, I always thought you were Homo sapiens not Tapirus terrestris

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asterism wrote

Since were on Penis facts for some reason.

The lake duck, a species from South America, holds the record for the world's largest avian penis, and the longest penis in relation to body length of any vertebrate. The record holder is a specimen from Argentina, at 42.5cm (almost 17 inches) long when fully unwound, compared to an average body length of 36-46cm.

Also ducks have corkscrew penises and ..

Duck vaginas are also corkscrew-shaped, but turning in the opposite direction to the duck penis. "They are like a labyrinth," Brennan says. "The entrance has several blind pouches followed by a series of narrow spirals."

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kinshavo wrote

I've checked da inches yo

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote (edited )

knowing the penis size of a tapir is sussy. /j

also are you assuming I could be exaggerating and my penis isn't actually 3 times the median size? lol

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kinshavo wrote

NowAdays they make dildos of every tipes, even dragon tools, so Its eazy to know ;p

I believe you, but 0.78 gallon of blood to inflate the toy will low your pressur

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote (edited )

I gotta start flaring your posts "massive dildo expert" lol

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

I'm taking your antifa card away if you don't cut a A into onto your bicep and then rub charcoal into it. /s

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