Submitted by lettuceLeafer in OnLettuceLeafersAuthority (edited )

See I'm trying to pack a habit bag to be a rich hobo if I so choose. But the fucking gay agenda has ruined my chances at having one bag, bc with one bag I won't be able to fit all my necessities like a gun, various sex toys, girl clothes and lots of drugs. All very essential to life bad u can see if it weren't for the gay agenda I wouldn't have this problem.

Ur not a hobo if u have more than one bag or it's a suitcase ur a tourist not a deity crime doing vagabond.

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tuesday wrote

get a bigger pack

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

This isn't an actual life problem to clarify. It's a thought I had about life for a moment that I thought was funny. This isn't actually a problem that needs solving lol

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deeppurplehazedream wrote

I see this homeless guy who has a secure 3x3x5 wheeled steel construction site box going around downtown for several years now. He locks it to a pole with this humongous chain. It sounds like you want to go a little lighter than that.

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Fool wrote

girl clothes

Why did you take some girl's clothes?

Is that why the agender person is screwing your life?

Stop being mean and give the girl back her clothes. If you want dresses get your own

🐿️

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tuesday wrote

yooo you cannot insult the great and powerful chairman lettuce in this forum!

You're gonna get b&

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

Thank you for notifying me of this great threat to the national security of communism comrade

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tuesday wrote

b and

band

you will start a band.

I hope it's crust punk.

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Fool wrote

Sorry, it's gonna be Vocaloid Metal.

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tuesday wrote

Did I just watch a camera pan in real close to the hem of a skirt on the leg of a computer animation of a singer performing with a live back in front of a live audience?? What is this?

I thought we were friends. :(

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Fool wrote (edited )

I didn't actually watch it. But it is a "live" performance with a hologram "singing".

Pay attention to the lyrics though.

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tuesday wrote

ok it took a few times to get through the lyrics bc I kept getting distracted by trying to read the Spanish translation (super cool to have multiple languages on the subtitles).

I take it back. we are still friends.

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

I will not be spoken of in such a wrong think manner like ur an uneducated masses. Banned until you read capital for ur reeducation program.

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asterism wrote

Maybe get rid of the gay agenda and get a gay palm pilot instead?

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