My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas

That's only two, and what happened between you and commas, you use to be so close.

My three favourite things are eating, my family, and not using commas.

Have you tried using commas to get to sleep? I think you haven't had the full comma experience.

My three favourite things, are eating my family and not using commas.

What are your three favourite things? Quokkas?

Are they still your favourite after eating your family... Or is that why they're your favourite?

Reminds me of the age old: "Eats roots and leaves"

Good is an Illusion

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also I'm going to college I heard I could graduate mega cum loads. Well it sounded a bit different but maybe it was just their accent

That's a really good point

Be careful, lots of people will try to force you into the dichomy that you have to choose either Indiana Jones or the Nazis.

since this is in jokes i was expecting you to end up in a costume being unmasked by some meddling kids and a dog

I wonder if you can train it to hide and wait, ready to move out and trip people... Or play loud noises to scare them.

also I have been thinking about this toot on mastadon for a while. Someone was talking about how a lot of post left anarchists almost always identify with the villain of the story and thinking about the philosophy of non democratic anarchism isn't anarchism inherently a villainous ideology. Its a idea where you are inherently against the status quo, society and the people who in stories are often portrayed as the heros.

I'm inventing the anarchy test. I will imagine a post left punk kid in a fictional story and lets see how often the punk would support the protaganists. In star wars would a post left punk like the jedi or the republic. no. Would punks like batman or cops, no. Would punks like superman, no. Would punks like indiana jones, no. James bond, no. Robin hood, yes. We got one ladies and [email protected]. Spartucus and the spartans in 300, no. Literally any protaganist is a detective story, no. So no wonder anarchists identify with villains bc they are diametrically opposed to most protagonists plights.

Actually a villain test is a pretty good way to divy up anarchism I like and anarchism I don't like. Would a character with X anarchist politics be considered a good person by the audience? If yes I prob think that anarchism is sucky.

Considering anarchism is opposed to society and in conflict with who most people view as heroes and the populace as a whole i would say anarchism is a villainous ideology at least the anarchist ideas that I like. So many fucking anarchist are either actually anti social, violent, criminal, extremely queer or mentally disturbed who seek to bring chaos to the world. Which are all classic villains tropes. No wonder I like villains so much lol.

Also I think I thought of something fun to do. I go semi vagabond. I live at my house sometimes, I go camping in impromptu shelters at my property sometimes and sometimes stay at my parents. I've been thinking about this lately but I think being to sedentary in where u live is not quite my thing. I want to stay mobile, harder to track, not put my roots down and learn how to live in a variety of places and not get to comfy. Lots thoughts going on in my mind about this as I'm doing research in how to have more fun and writing down my strats guide.

Sadly I had appendicitis and I also hate grammer so I'm only allowed to write a clickbait title and body paragraphs. Besides I'm not enough of a nerd to remember what an appendix is.

ehh, while reinventing the wheel can be profitable it requires convincing people why they want your product they don't even understand. It worked well for the wii but not the wii u. And that was run by nintendo who has a ton of money for marketing that I don't have. Just sell stuff that people want slightly more better than your competitors. Xboxes are still incredibly profitable and they don't bomb like the wii u and are way easier to sell than designing a new console. You gotta go the laziest way possible

I'm tied up writing the lettuce leafer strats guide book sadly. Rn I'm working on the section about how its really important to remember profits over people.

I can't wait for someone to make raddle fanfiction of a romcom about the poly relationships of Fool X annikas X lettuceleafer lol

I have a crush on someone with children

I didn't know I meant so much to you... Oh, wait... you meant annikastheory. /s

everyone I think I have become a boomer. I saw slightly damp wood in the corner of my eye and I immediately identified the source of the problem and started fixing it. Fucking handy man spidy senses. I own a home and now I have a crush on someone with children. yup I'm a boomer now its confirmed. I'm basically ancient.

I'm hiding a secret lettuceleafer easter egg. A super secret special post

Guys I think I regret becoming an Ancap. Some of the SIMPS r trying to get me to make piss play videos. I will jerk off or have sex on camera or even dress up as a cargirl. Don't follow in my footsteps y'all unless u want to contemplate peeing on yourself for others sexual gratification.

I expect many thanks since I solved industrial civilization 4 u.

God men make it very easy to make fun of them. Like people say they are the stronger gender or whatever but I allways think back to school when the shorts where universal and had panty liners in them so like 80% of the boys had an episode about how horrible it is.

Conservatives be like, as a man if I impregnate someone I will not take care o the baby in any way. I think paying taxes for orphanages are bad a d will note donate t them or vonunteer in any way. I also am extremely against adopting children as I want them to pass my genes. Also I will not financially support a single mom or parents who don't have enough money and I don't want the government to do it either. Also if the child gets into trouble or ends up severely underdeveloped from lack of parenting it's the mom and child's flault. Also if the parent take the time to spend a lot of time caring for the child it's also the mom's fault for barely having any money.

Tldr, woman bad and should do all work. Me do any work is very bad bc me have big pp and am impressive strong man. Weak evil women should do all the work and still be blamed while I take the credit bc I'm rlly impressive bc of my powerful penis.

I would like to add that I am being severely oppressed bc the tyranical ziq has put an end to me writing random bs and putting it onto memer. No one understands the pain I go thru. Yes I'm white and have a penis how did u guess?

LISTEN....

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I take that back...username does indeed check out =P

Whose username?? I didn't say who said that about me did I?

edit: oh. I got the joke right after I hit Submit. lol

I've got a secret brain hiding in the white space between my ears.

username does not check out.

That I know a little bit about anarchy. I've got a secret brain hiding in the white space between my ears. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... don't tell anyone! (Especially not me! I might start thinking I know what I'm talking about and then we're all in trouble.)