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JawnsWithGlassesAndStache OP wrote
(feel free to swap out "lib" for any supporter of whichever ideology you fancy)
JovianJaguar OP wrote
Reply to comment by Nyanca in What did the lamp say to the dark room? by JovianJaguar
It wasn’t that funny…
JovianJaguar OP wrote
Reply to comment by Nyanca in What did the lamp say to the dark room? by JovianJaguar
Dog, Idk. I didn’t even know about it until today.
Nyanca wrote
Nyanca wrote
Reply to comment by Nyanca in What did the lamp say to the dark room? by JovianJaguar
Rooms aren't sentient, that's the hilarious part.
Nyanca wrote
Reply to What did the lamp say to the dark room? by JovianJaguar
HAHA! Amusing.
JovianJaguar OP wrote
Reply to comment by !deleted51398 in What did the lamp say to the dark room? by JovianJaguar
I read your mind, gave it 3.5 stars and then wrote a 10 paragraph review on good reads
JovianJaguar OP wrote (edited )
Reply to What did the lamp say to the dark room? by JovianJaguar
One standing ovation please, hold the applause. And a side of cricket noises.
Fool OP wrote
Surprise 🎉
Starfire_dragoness OP wrote
Reply to comment by !deleted50199 in What's the difference between a tyranny and the french revolution? by Starfire_dragoness
Hm... a bit of a basket case.
Starfire_dragoness OP wrote
Reply to comment by Mx_Flow in [NSFW] How do you tell if someone is a true capitalist? by Starfire_dragoness
as the light fades from his eyes "A ten dollar investment for a knife, three minutes of work, to get the forty in my wallet... that's 8000% ROI per hour... amazing, we should have been partnerrrrrssss........"
Mx_Flow wrote
while bleeding out “Excellent returns this quarter, eh?”
Starfire_dragoness OP wrote
Reply to comment by wakmrow90 in How do you know if someone is a mathematician? by Starfire_dragoness
And just cross your fingers really, really hard, and hope no one brings up "a discrete mathematics system of range one is quite neccesarry for diode state calculations."
wakmrow90 wrote
If you hold certain axioms to be true............
Starfire_dragoness OP wrote
This joke was brought to you by: Godel's Incompleteness Theorem
autistiqueer wrote
Reply to comment by fuzzything44 in An infinite number of mathematics walk into a bar... by fuzzything44
Gah I knew I was missing something. Thank you for the correction
fuzzything44 OP wrote
Reply to comment by autistiqueer in An infinite number of mathematics walk into a bar... by fuzzything44
https://www.wolframalpha.com/input?i=Limit+as+x-%3Einfinity+of+Sum%281%2F2%5En%29+n%3D0+to+x
The limit of the sum turns out to be 2, since each additional term gets closer and closer to 2, but never reaches or surpasses it.
autistiqueer wrote
But wait. My math is rusty, and I'm sure I won't use proper vernacular here, but theyre going to need more beer. By zeno's paradox, cutting things in half never reaches 0, and as it is an infinite number of mathematicians, the limit does not exist.
That said. I like the joke.
KR_Kosmik wrote
Reply to hey it says gullible on my lungs by hauntedLapslocker
Aw fuck you stole my ceiling
wazzupdog wrote (edited )
Much grinding later, they still havent gotten anywhere.
Gale_emms wrote
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MHC wrote
Reply to What did the hitch-hiking Anarchist do when they were offered a ride by the cops? by GrimWillow
{call ACAB} I have forgotten the alphabetic designation of digits on old phones. My friend's handset has "ABC" for the `2' button. And I don't understand what "2222" might mean in the poster's region.
hauntedLapslocker OP wrote
Reply to hey it says gullible on my lungs by hauntedLapslocker
wait no he was the crucified christ
hauntedLapslocker OP wrote
Reply to comment by Fool in hey it says gullible on my lungs by hauntedLapslocker
glibl
Bezotcovschina wrote
Reply to I told a lib that I had a tumour removed by JawnsWithGlassesAndStache
Good one, thanks