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hauntedLapslocker OP wrote
Reply to hey it says gullible on my lungs by hauntedLapslocker
wait no he was the crucified christ
hauntedLapslocker OP wrote
Reply to comment by Fool in hey it says gullible on my lungs by hauntedLapslocker
glibl
Fool wrote
Reply to hey it says gullible on my lungs by hauntedLapslocker
I bet you laughed really hard after they sliced you open and couldn't find it written there.
enrichettabetterman wrote
As for smart homes, you know, everything has 2 sides of a coin. The Internet was created by Tim Berners-Lee to exchange information, but quite a lot of people use the web to harm people. Actually, each invention has both good and bad sides. Those men who abuse their wives using the smart home system are complete bastards.
fortmis wrote (edited )
Reply to It Happened To Me: Local Nonbinary Person Told to Suck it Up Because Trans People in Other Countries "Have it worse" by tuesday
Scientists studying this phenomenon have recently begun referring to it as the "spin and drive" strategy, borrowing the term from basketball. When people employ the "spin and drive" in a conversation it often involves comparing the conflict to a worse one and then "slam dunking" their point as if the conversation can't be carried any further. It should be noted that the "spin" element of the argument is usually fake as hell as the person often doesn't actually care about the scapegoat issue.
ikk wrote
Reply to Bad joke found on birdsite by NOISEBOB
lol
lettuceLeafer OP wrote
monday wrote
Reply to Them: Are You in the Working Class? Me: What Kinda Elgrich Abomination is that? I Hate Going to Work and School What Monster Would Combine that Shit? by lettuceLeafer
I would pay top dollar to watch a standup routine by LettuceLeafer
tuesday wrote
Highlander Anarchism - there can be only one.
Fool wrote
I read Myself... for filth.
lettuceLeafer OP wrote
Reply to by lettuceLeafer
Sorry but I laugh Everytime I read that opening element
Potkea wrote
Reply to comment by lettuceLeafer in What I Imagine Ziqs Nightmares to Be Like but on the LoudSpeaker it's Just Noam Chomsky Talking by lettuceLeafer
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Archaplain wrote
Reply to comment by lettuceLeafer in What I Imagine Ziqs Nightmares to Be Like but on the LoudSpeaker it's Just Noam Chomsky Talking by lettuceLeafer
:(
lettuceLeafer OP wrote
Reply to comment by ziq in What I Imagine Ziqs Nightmares to Be Like but on the LoudSpeaker it's Just Noam Chomsky Talking by lettuceLeafer
we talked a bit off raddle so I messaged them on element to see whats up. I have a guess on why they deleted their account that I won't be sharing. But its just a guess and it has nothing to do with being mad or upset at anyone especially u. I mean I could be wrong but I have no reason to believe they are upset at you in anyway or you are a cause of them deleting their account. If I were you I wouldn't worry about it as its almost certainly unrelated to anything u have done.
ziq wrote
Reply to comment by lettuceLeafer in What I Imagine Ziqs Nightmares to Be Like but on the LoudSpeaker it's Just Noam Chomsky Talking by lettuceLeafer
Did I piss them off?
lettuceLeafer OP wrote
Reply to What I Imagine Ziqs Nightmares to Be Like but on the LoudSpeaker it's Just Noam Chomsky Talking by lettuceLeafer
Also annikasTheory Deleted their account :(
lettuceLeafer OP wrote
Reply to Lettuceleafer IRL by lettuceLeafer
Oh I forgot the best one. Liberals when they coming about how they are oppressed by me bc I offer it for sale or whatever.
Oh I do hope for animal agriculture to be abolished so I can stop eating meat. Those dang poor people I keep paying to do my bidding sure are horrible
moonlune wrote
Reply to Gasp, How Could U Litter? I put my Garbage on a Big Fuck off Truck to go Dump in on the Ground Somewhere Else bc I Care About the Environment by lettuceLeafer
The only environmentally friendly garbage is no garbage.
Fool wrote
Reply to comment by lettuceLeafer in Gasp, How Could U Litter? I put my Garbage on a Big Fuck off Truck to go Dump in on the Ground Somewhere Else bc I Care About the Environment by lettuceLeafer
in case ur wondering no I don't put my shopping cart back
Job creation -> like a true capitalist.
lettuceLeafer OP wrote (edited )
Reply to Gasp, How Could U Litter? I put my Garbage on a Big Fuck off Truck to go Dump in on the Ground Somewhere Else bc I Care About the Environment by lettuceLeafer
I rember how I used to think it was fucked up that my dad would do garbage fires, not recycle and litter. Now I like all these things. Well like isn't quite right but I prefer it to the lib approach.
Also in case ur wondering no I don't put my shopping cart back
Fool wrote
Reply to by !deleted31767
The stats are a lie!
They were already killed before death, and they just fudged the statistics to say everyone killed was dead.
They're just try to make you scared of death in order to control you.
Wake up Sheeple!
We've got company Sheeple, could you put some pants on, or at least tie up your robe?
Fool wrote
Reply to by !deleted31767
I think it was too soon.
Fool wrote
Reply to by !deleted31767
I lost last time I had a fight to the death... I hesitated and they killed themself before I could.
I try practice, but I just can't bite the bullet.
MHC wrote
Reply to What did the hitch-hiking Anarchist do when they were offered a ride by the cops? by GrimWillow
{call ACAB} I have forgotten the alphabetic designation of digits on old phones. My friend's handset has "ABC" for the `2' button. And I don't understand what "2222" might mean in the poster's region.