A policeman searched me in a nightclub toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs.

Submitted by elyersio in Jokes

"It's not my fault," I said, "every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again."

"Do you really expect me to believe that?" he laughed.

I said, "I can prove it to you if you want me to."

"Go on then." he smiled, handing me the bag.

After flushing them down toilet, he looked at me with a grin and said, "Well, show me your pocket then!"

"What for?" I asked.

He said, "The drugs."

I said, "What drugs?"


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