My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas

That's only two, and what happened between you and commas, you use to be so close.

My three favourite things are eating, my family, and not using commas.

Have you tried using commas to get to sleep? I think you haven't had the full comma experience.

My three favourite things, are eating my family and not using commas.

What are your three favourite things? Quokkas?

Are they still your favourite after eating your family... Or is that why they're your favourite?

Reminds me of the age old: "Eats roots and leaves"