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lettuceLeafer OP wrote (edited )

I'm hiding a secret lettuceleafer easter egg. A super secret special post

Guys I think I regret becoming an Ancap. Some of the SIMPS r trying to get me to make piss play videos. I will jerk off or have sex on camera or even dress up as a cargirl. Don't follow in my footsteps y'all unless u want to contemplate peeing on yourself for others sexual gratification.

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

everyone I think I have become a boomer. I saw slightly damp wood in the corner of my eye and I immediately identified the source of the problem and started fixing it. Fucking handy man spidy senses. I own a home and now I have a crush on someone with children. yup I'm a boomer now its confirmed. I'm basically ancient.

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Fool wrote

I have a crush on someone with children

I didn't know I meant so much to you... Oh, wait... you meant annikastheory. /s

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

I can't wait for someone to make raddle fanfiction of a romcom about the poly relationships of Fool X annikas X lettuceleafer lol

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

I'm tied up writing the lettuce leafer strats guide book sadly. Rn I'm working on the section about how its really important to remember profits over people.

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

Sadly I had appendicitis and I also hate grammer so I'm only allowed to write a clickbait title and body paragraphs. Besides I'm not enough of a nerd to remember what an appendix is.

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

ehh, while reinventing the wheel can be profitable it requires convincing people why they want your product they don't even understand. It worked well for the wii but not the wii u. And that was run by nintendo who has a ton of money for marketing that I don't have. Just sell stuff that people want slightly more better than your competitors. Xboxes are still incredibly profitable and they don't bomb like the wii u and are way easier to sell than designing a new console. You gotta go the laziest way possible

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