See patriarchy gas robbed me of homosexual sports. Erotic weight lifting, wrestling ect. Why because almost every man I have ever met is fucking horrible. So I'm stuck pursuing people who society doesn't advocate for being the absolute worst at all times.
I was sold the lie of hot gay stuff which is available but is utter fantasy because men are so routinely horrible to be arround. Damn, lesbians get the best gay action while In stuck being like "wow this guy only thinks rape is good sometimes. How impressive".
Editors note: I took some liberties to make this joke make sense. While all my relationships are somewhat gay on some level due to me not being a man, it is far less subversive for me to do gay things with women lol.