How many people does it take to make a Trabant?

Submitted by AresUII at October 9, 2018 at 5:15 PM

Police station toilet stolen. Cops have nothing to go on

Submitted by Tequila_Wolf at October 7, 2018 at 7:27 AM

A klansman, a murderer, and a domestic abuser walk into a bar. Bartender asks:

Submitted by Ant at September 18, 2018 at 12:49 PM

What's the name of my favourite cop?

Submitted by Pop at August 23, 2018 at 12:32 PM

Why did the mansplainer drown in the pool?

Submitted by Pop at August 8, 2018 at 6:16 PM

A little boy goes to his dad and asks:

Submitted by Copenhagen_Bram at July 31, 2018 at 7:48 PM

I asked my grandfather for twenty dollars.

Submitted by Copenhagen_Bram at July 29, 2018 at 5:09 PM

I bet most of the people who still believe in bernie sanders are...

Submitted by GrimWillow at June 29, 2018 at 8:25 AM (edited at June 29, 2018 at 10:24 AM)

What did the hitch-hiking Anarchist do when they were offered a ride by the cops?

Submitted by GrimWillow at June 25, 2018 at 7:28 PM (edited at June 25, 2018 at 8:00 PM)

A policeman searched me in a nightclub toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs.

Submitted by Copenhagen_Bram at June 10, 2018 at 2:49 PM

A policeman, a klansman, and a right-libertarian walk into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink.

Submitted by retiredaccount at May 23, 2018 at 8:47 PM

I'm financially constipated

Submitted by Copenhagen_Bram at May 23, 2018 at 12:46 AM

My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60...

Submitted by Copenhagen_Bram at May 16, 2018 at 2:51 AM

If you prefix Reddit URLs with old.reddit.com... old.reddit.com.reddit.com

Submitted by Copenhagen_Bram at May 16, 2018 at 1:58 AM

18 Jokes About Being Trans — By Actual Trans People them.us

Submitted by Tequila_Wolf at April 28, 2018 at 8:29 PM

This guy's wife is upset because I tried to snoop in on his phone.

Submitted by Copenhagen_Bram at April 25, 2018 at 10:18 PM

Pussy Riot

Submitted by Copenhagen_Bram at April 18, 2018 at 11:26 PM

elon musk

Submitted by ConnieCommie at April 9, 2018 at 6:08 AM

How many MRAs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Submitted by Pop at April 8, 2018 at 4:58 PM

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Submitted by Copenhagen_Bram at March 4, 2018 at 8:25 AM

I was going to post a time traveller joke

Submitted by leftous at March 3, 2018 at 10:22 PM

Thanks for defining the word "many" for me.

Submitted by leftous at March 2, 2018 at 3:19 AM

At the May Day parade, a very old Jewish man is seen holding a sign reading, "Thank you, Comrade Stalin, for my happy childhood!"

Submitted by Dumai at February 12, 2018 at 4:58 PM

Seeing a lavishly expensive funeral of a member of the Politburo, Rabinovich sadly shakes his head.

Submitted by Dumai at February 12, 2018 at 4:47 PM

To commemorate the formation of the Warsaw Pact, the Soviet government commissions an artist to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be entitled "Lenin in Poland". [NSFW]

Submitted by Dumai at February 12, 2018 at 4:43 PM

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