How do YOU use the fitting rooms to your advantage?

Submitted by Forgot_my_name in Illegalism

Oh my. I can do some damage in a dressing room! That's my favorite because that's usually when I'm getting clothes for myself. I usually make sure to grab more clothing for decoys than what I'm reassigning to my closet.

Even the ones that have a limit on items you can take in with you, it seems either the employees aren't hard up about counting items or maybe they don't want guests to feel like they're untrustworthy. Whatever it is, I shall not question!

Once on the fitting room I quietly remove tags and just put the clothes on under the clothes I was already wearing. One day I had on 2 pairs of pants and a pair of shorts under my jeans. That shit was ridiculously tight! This sounds weird but I like to chew on the thin plastic doohickies that connect the tags to the clothes. Lol! I'll put the tags that I removed in my shoe or in the pocket of a decoy item.

When I'm done I always return the majority of items to the clerk, saying they didn't work out, all hung and straightened correctly and I'll keep a few items as if I'm purchasing those. Then I'll either put them in their proper place, OR say for instance I had to hang a shirt on multiple hangers to cover the fact that I had empty hangers I'll just toss those among the disorganized mess that is the clearance rack. Sometimes it works out too if you took in folded items to just toss those on empty hangers and abandon on clearance racks.

Samesies? Anyone?

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Throwdown321 wrote

do you use tools? depending on what kind of clothing stores, if they get suspicious they will have an lp or another employee go into the adjacent dressing room, to hear if your using something to open the tags.

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Forgot_my_name OP wrote

I've never used a tool. Just my hands. I am incredibly quiet. I'm not above coughing or sneezing to cover any suspicious sounds. Lol

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Goblisstick wrote

I am laughing at the "liking to chew on the plastic doohickies" lol! Sounds like a pretty solid plan to me. Although there is no way I could put more than one pair of pants on under my own! Not that my own pants are so skin tight, but with my body type somehow I think it would be obvious. I do place three or four items in my purse though. What are your fave places for clothes?

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Forgot_my_name OP wrote

My go to place for clothes is definitely Target. Even though most of the time it is impossible to lift from there, I love Torrid. Oh especially their panties!

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Goblisstick wrote

I do like me some Target clothes, Old Navy too. Torrid bras are the best. I feel like their undies are too flimsy, I got some junk that needs support honey!

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