Submitted by Subversive_Element in Illegalism

I hit up the local grocery store, grabbed a hand basket and filled it with random food items. On the way out I grabbed a couple boxes of chocolates and the finest bouquet of roses....that a grocery store sells, Lol.

When no one was looking I just walked out with the basket of food and the flowers, and put the whole thing in the car! I’ll return the basket tomorrow by ditching it in the parking lot of a different store.

I lifted about 50 dollars in random food, 25 in chocolate and another 25 in roses.

Anyone doing some romantic lifting for V day?

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Skills wrote

Lots of candy. Lol

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i_buy_shit wrote

I snagged four more Cricut machines yesterday. The craft isle is right next to V-day cards. Might have been the easiest and most productive five minutes.

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FKit wrote

Yep. Candy and a snoopy stuffed animal.

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Karljd wrote

I’m going around to different stores grabbing a bunch of the 20$ and 10$ boxes of heart shaped chocolates as well as lots of flowers and I already grabbed like 50 cards and envelopes. I have a friend that’s gonna go to the busy skytrain from 3-7pm and try to sell it all for me to the people just getting off work. Should be able to charge retail. I already have 20 boxes of the 10 and 20$ ones and 10 bouquets. If this works out I should be looking at making 600-700$ after I give my buddy his cut for selling

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Fckcapitalism wrote

Oh man that's a great plan. Hope you made a lot!

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Karljd wrote

Worked pretty good I ended up having to grab a bunch more after I made like 1300$

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Subversive_Element OP wrote

Damn bro/bro-ette? Your living in 3019 while the rest of us are still in 2019 😂

That’s next generation hustling! Keep up the good work!

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Karljd wrote

Ya it was pretty crazy had the idea last minute the day before and I figured I’d take a chance on it and it works perfect

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Goblisstick wrote

Wow, how smart! Youll have to let us know how you made out.

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Fckcapitalism wrote

I hit up a mall and got 2 very nice robes and some Yankee candles.

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coldplay wrote

i stole some snacks from dollar tree. it was super packed because of vday and all the employees were busy

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