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on December 20, 2018 at 7:26 PM in Illegalism
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I don’t have a membership but I managed to blend with the crowd and just walked in because there’s usually just one person verifying that you’re a member. I have a purse too with me and I’ve stolen quite a few items like movies (that time had no Netflix or Hulu) so I’d take a bunch of movies and food and shove it in my bag. As I leave, there are people at the exit verifying purchases so to avoid suspicioun I go up to one of them and ask them for an item they don’t carry “do you know which aisle here has hair dye” and then they’d be all “we don’t carry hair dye here sorry” and then I’ll look sad and said “I’ve bought hair dye from another Costco though” and just proceed to walk out. :D
Seriously 😂 I surprise myself sometimes! I’ve been wanting to get rid of my bad habit but it’s hard. I’ve been “clean” for a couple months and then go back to my old ways. It’s like a cycle. I’m usually busy during the holidays 👀