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Fearthewalkingfailtwo wrote

I merged two slices of chocolate cake into one at the cafeteria and smooshed them togerther

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cakeater7 wrote (edited )

I sell a lot of stuff that I lifts so I'll often need packing supplies. Once or twice a month I would go to office depot to get the biggest bag of styrofoam peanuts they have. The bag is over $50 and is bigger than most people so I'll just walked out w it each time. I would imagine from the cashier point of view it probably look like a giant bag of styrofoam peanuts just walked out by itself bc I'm on the opposite side of them as I'm exiting, LOL

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liftingdad wrote

I found an unlocked janitor’s closet in a pretty empty municipal building. It had a pretty handy black trash bag ready for me, and so in less than a minute I got a year’s supply of toilet paper, dusting rags, microfiber cloths, and cleaners. I walked out of the lobby with the bag on my back like Santa Claus.

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BigThief wrote (edited )

A bed frame and mattress from Ikea.

Had a partner come up the elevator as I stood upstairs near the food court. The upstairs elevator did not have a button. As soon as the doors opened I pushed my cart in, went downstairs, and across to the parking deck elevator.

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Devil_in_the_Details wrote

This year I took a weighted blanket for my significant other during a rough period for her during depression. Straight up just had that thing laying on the self check out counter while talking to the guy who was monitoring, a few good laughs and when his attention was brought elsewhere, I just placed it back in my cart and left once I bought a few other small things.

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chchchcherrybomb wrote

during Halloween Mike’s arts & crafts sells large fake pumpkins. I walked out with a big ass fake pumpkin, the biggest one they had 3 years ago.

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Fandango wrote

I got a large dog skeleton prop for Halloween. Walked out with it then went back for the frog and rat skeleton. Got some weird looks walking down the road with it.

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rexmanningday wrote

jimmy choos from saks. put my old navy flip flops in the box and walked the fuck out.

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