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subrosa wrote

My Ancestor. Armed ape desires.

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asterism wrote (edited )

I aint playing just here to say I fucking love the shirt that just says "Drugs" and I want it desparately.

edit: Hey I typed out a whole embarrasing story on that comment you deleted!

edit2:which is also a way of saying I expected the nomination and your "bullying" was funny.

edit3: none of yall better treat me like a porcelain doll because of my post earlier.

edit4: I just really wanted to do 4 edits for some reason

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Majrelende wrote (edited )

Drugs: asterism, kinshavo

Knife: ziq

My Ancestor: Maybe subrosa? I have a feeling they have a stack of books at least that high anyways. Also stagn2 and moonlune, for foraging.

The face on "My Ancestor"'s shirt: me

Sex: The book (not the sex part so much) makes me think of lettuceLeafer.

Author of aforementioned book: Fool, of course

Cop: I don't want to have to assign this one.

Bible: ???

If I didn't mention you it wasn't necesarily because I wasn't considering you-- for some I can't figure it out.

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asterism wrote (edited )

Yeah that cop one is a spicy one I have one person in mind (solely because of what the cop is doing in the comic not because the user is cop like) but I am chicken.

also d4rk or myself make sense for the Bible. me because I talk about my Christian past a lot d4rk because they appear to be Christian to me.

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

Oh you had a Christian past? I had no idea assy. I made the connection because you act like a good Christian school boy. Honestly based on how you live your life, married kids, hard worker with 2 jobs and law follower I figured you were a devot Christian like Hank Hill. Because what other reason would u go through that hell? /j

Too mean?

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asterism wrote

oh the embarassing story I was going to tell!

And I may have told this one before.

When I was in sixth grade I was in the school library. They had this parallel Bible, which is a Bible that contins 4 different english translaions side by side. The thing was fucking massive. So I am wanting some Christian street cred so I check out this huge fucking Bible, and because its important I am seen with it I dont put it into my backpack but actually phyaically carying around this heavy as fuck Bible to all my classes for at least a month (I got late fees but totally worth it) I finally decide to return it when a fellow classmate refers to me as "the big Bible dude" I was finally satisfied I had established my reputation.

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

No u haven't. That's funny AF.

It's double funny because it's using the Bible as an aesthetic object for vanity. Which seems like pretty sinful activity to me.

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asterism wrote

yeah it was super vain. like I barely even read the thing.

a beautiful irony to the whole thing

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asterism wrote

Well understandbly most of us here dont care for Christians myself included. But i have only seen one user truly bully someone solely on that basis but I dont see everything either.

Also I dont know what d4rk means about things like 66% of the time. they could tell me they were christian and I'd think I was misunderstanding something. but they certainly talk about it a lot

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Fool wrote (edited )

I'm most likely to write the "bible" wherein I re-write the bible as mundane shit like, "God talking to them is literally their own thoughts, they're just justifying why they conquered and enslaved the neighbouring tribe."

Note: I actually started this but didn't even get through Genesis before I got bored.

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Fool wrote

I'm pretty sure this if from a Christian comic, but it really reminds me of pictures from old Shadow Run or TMNT RPG books.

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monday wrote

Definitely have a 90s feel to it, I was seeing someone saying that the ComixZone Character was the epitome of edgy for corporate executives

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monday wrote

The pig tail looks like an ancient telephone cable hahah

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