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asterism wrote

oh the embarassing story I was going to tell!

And I may have told this one before.

When I was in sixth grade I was in the school library. They had this parallel Bible, which is a Bible that contins 4 different english translaions side by side. The thing was fucking massive. So I am wanting some Christian street cred so I check out this huge fucking Bible, and because its important I am seen with it I dont put it into my backpack but actually phyaically carying around this heavy as fuck Bible to all my classes for at least a month (I got late fees but totally worth it) I finally decide to return it when a fellow classmate refers to me as "the big Bible dude" I was finally satisfied I had established my reputation.

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

No u haven't. That's funny AF.

It's double funny because it's using the Bible as an aesthetic object for vanity. Which seems like pretty sinful activity to me.

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asterism wrote

yeah it was super vain. like I barely even read the thing.

a beautiful irony to the whole thing

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