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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

if you guessed

I can rub my finder on my face my finger will get covered in dirt and I will leave a finger streak

you're right

I love being an adult bc I can do shit like this and never bathe. Talk about based anti consumerism.

Tho in a month I'll prob soap myself down with a wet rag to prevent negative health effects of being so dirty. Also fuck god for making negative health effects to never bathing.

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tuesday wrote

our stinky bae

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

Clearly not enough bc people still stand way too close to me when I occasionally leave to go in public.

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asterism wrote

Got to wash all the pheremones off.

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

if being vegan makes cum taste better would being vegan make you smell more attractive. U could test this and start a new bussiness of becoming a pickup artist where ur trick is to tell insecure young men that women will come and sex them now if they go vegan. lol lol

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asterism wrote

slogan ideas:

  • "Stop eating meat and start eating out"
  • "Don't eat meat and start giving her yours"
  • Show a picture of animal about to get whacked but play weird sultry music on top of it and transpose a pg sex scene on top of it "stop the beating of meat, end animal cruelty"

God this is cringe.

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

amazing. I love it.

"now u gotta try these out on ur homies so u can slay all that pussy. Heck maybe even practice having sex so u can be a real alpha male."

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