Submitted by lettuceLeafer in Forum_Games

Vote for which creature is the most anarchist living thing..the prelims will have choices of 3 creatures. Vote for your favorite. The creature with the most votes wins and goes into the next round. There will be 4 rounds of prelims. Then two rounds to determine both runner ups. Then the final round to determine the most anarchist creature. Using alts to vote manipulate is allowed. Propagandize raddle with what creature is best to sway votes. I think I will leave voting open for 48 hours for each voting sesh. Idk, do whatever you want no rules all that matters is your favorite creature wins.

[(Cannabis V Raccoon V Pecan Tree) V (Goat V Black Cat V Shrooms)] = runner up 1

[(Stray Dog V Cactus V Honey Badger) V (Frog V Willow Tree V Possum)] = runner up 2

Runner up 1 vs runner up 2

For round one it will be

Cannabis

Vs

Raccoon

Vs

Pecan tree

The competition is fierce. Let's see who will win this round.

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annikastheory wrote (edited )

I vote Racoon.

Considered an invasive alien species of union concern i.e. it doesn't give a crap about your borders and has been banned from the European Union.

The etymology of its spanish name is ""[the] one who takes everything in its hands"

Wears a literal bandit mask, only goes out a night and will steal your trash.

Will squat in houses or burrows dug by other animals

Are easily capable of unscrewing jars, uncorking bottles and opening door latches and door knobs. i.e it opens what it wants and it goes where it pleases.

Not domesticated and will not easily obey commands

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subrosa wrote (edited )

Solid case. Raccoon it is.

two c's apparently
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annikastheory wrote

So I looked it up and apparently one C is an uncommon spelling but it is in the Merriam-Webster. So I am definitely spelling it weird but I am also totally correct.

I also looked it up in the oxford online and it says American spelling is two Cs and British is one C.

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subrosa wrote

no idea why I even bothered to 'correct' my spelling, lol

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote (edited )

Funnily enough around where I live some people slightly domesticate racoons and have them as pets in their house. It's pretty weird.

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NeoliberalismKills wrote

I had a cousin with a tamed racoon once. Definitely seems to be a rural thing. Has squirrels too at one point.

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annikastheory wrote

Yeah I am not sure why you would want to keep a tamed animal in your house. Seems like it is asking for trouble. That is super weird.

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lettuceLeafer OP wrote

Cannabis is good at sequestering carbon, beat a war against the united states government, grows in a ton of places, provides lots of utility from clothes, to food to medicine. But alas liberals would be most likely to vote for cannabis and I don't want to look like a liberal.

Raccoon, badasses they dig through the trash and are basically the inventors of post civ theory. Smart enough to look away from flashlight to avoid getting killed by trap hunters at night. Also a raccoon has been terrorizing some libs I know.

Pecan trees, a great source of food for those with the intelligence to crack it's nut. While I do love pecan trees they are not as cool as racoons.

Lettuce leader votes for racoon.

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moonlune wrote

Racoons have hands, and are masked up. nothing's more anarchist than having hands and wearing a mask.

Moonlune votes for raccoon.

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Quicksilver wrote

The raccoon, hands down. I grew up around them so much as a kid, are probably my favourite animal, and are legit really cool

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halfway_prince wrote

naturally would love to vote for racoon (clearly the choice we can all identify with most right now) but cannabis EMBODIES anarchism through it's resilience in the face of state oppression. At risk of seeming like a ~liberal~ my vote is for cannabis !

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halfway_prince wrote

also everyone gets a little more anarchist when they're high

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halfway_prince wrote

i think we can trace the origins of modern security culture practices back to weed paranoia

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friendly_raddler wrote

i like dogs, but they domesticated and civ af

the rest of the animals could evolve to have some hierarchy or something

cactus are prickly and can live in desert and insect pollinate em

shrooms are weird, cool, but weird, i will count the zombie cordyceps as a case of coercion so anarchy points deducted

i vote cactus

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annikastheory wrote

You are getting ahead of yourself we are on round one lol.

for round one it will be

Cannabis

Vs

Raccoon

Vs

Pecan tree

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friendly_raddler wrote

sorry, i’m an anarchist, voting is already too much to ask of me!

but i’ll play along: cannabis!

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fool wrote

Hooray! Creating hierarchy!

I can't think of anything Anarchists love more than hierarchy.

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