lettuceLeafer OP wrote
Cannabis is good at sequestering carbon, beat a war against the united states government, grows in a ton of places, provides lots of utility from clothes, to food to medicine. But alas liberals would be most likely to vote for cannabis and I don't want to look like a liberal.
Raccoon, badasses they dig through the trash and are basically the inventors of post civ theory. Smart enough to look away from flashlight to avoid getting killed by trap hunters at night. Also a raccoon has been terrorizing some libs I know.
Pecan trees, a great source of food for those with the intelligence to crack it's nut. While I do love pecan trees they are not as cool as racoons.
Lettuce leader votes for racoon.
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