I'm not ready to be a God. What should I do?

Submitted by sudo in FifthWorldProblems

Last night, I was with my ༒۝෴โஇՀ௵, and things got a little, shall we say, carried away. Next thing I know, I wake up this morning to find out that we ended up creating a new universe, and I am now the god of it. I told him about it, and he was overjoyed. He told me he's always wanted to be a devil, ever since he was a little ҈Ֆ༎, and that he had a pitchfork and some brimstone that he saved for this very occasion.

But, the thing is, I don't think I'm ready for this. Answering prayers, sending messiahs - it all seems like a lot of work that I just don't have the time to do. Besides, it means I'd have to give up my current job as a vanisher of dropped guitar picks. The new universe hasn't developed any stars yet, so I think it'd be okay to destroy it now.

Problem is, I don't know what to tell my ༒۝෴โஇՀ௵. He seems so happy about this, and I really don't want to let him down. What should I do?


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Violet wrote

Tell your ༒۝෴โஇՀ௵ that, if to play the part of a true devil, this new universe has to be wiped out. Otherwise it's just a 'copy/paste' of this one and most probably many others too for example. I'm sure you'll figure out a reason.

Your ༒۝෴โஇՀ௵ won't be too keen upon wiping out a new universe at first I'd imagine, given your words describing their enthusiasm for being apart of it. I mean, one usually requires a bit of time to acclimatise to such heady roles. Then one can really 'sink your teeth into it'.

However, this is your universe, you are the God of it. And as such, you have final say. I wish you luck friend. Such a problem is actually quite common. So if nothing else, you aren't alone.


shanoxilt wrote

Specimen of an inward Messianism(s), We could have been left of earth, to breed no longer.