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cammie wrote (edited )
If capitalism = bigger booties and thicker thighs then I want more capitalism.
A finger on the lobbyist's hand curls up.
Capitalism now equals bigger booties and thicker thighs, and more heart disease.
Which works great because heart disease will be good for the medical industry, and there won't be so many unproductive old people that can't work. Life will be a nice simple understandable fate of:
living with joy and terror for the first few years
spending your time learning your place for the next two decades
spending your time, as a productive member of society, working for the next four decades
spending ten years dying of heart disease and paying all the savings you scrounged for in the last forty years to maintain a steady state of discomfort until you run out of money and are evicted from the hospital to spend your last days on the street where you are fortunate enough to score some good gear that helps you spend the last moments of your existence dreaming --with at least some comfort-- of big booties and thicker thighs, and trying your best to forget all the spending you had to do along the way...
and GDP will be booming, so winners all round, right :)
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AnarcheAmor wrote
The world shall end not with a bang but with a clap of ass cheeks.
AnarcheAmor wrote
I don't understand a thing you just said outside of booties and thighs but if it all means more of the T H I C C then I'm down with sacrificing my very life for it.
__0 wrote
Socialism with big booty characteristics
AnarcheAmor wrote
Virgin CCP vs. Chad People's Republic of Dat Ass
Badernistyle wrote
The rich is part of the balanced meal that can reverse the quality food problem of the world.
AnarcheAmor wrote
If capitalism = bigger booties and thicker thighs then I want more capitalism.