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Fuckin hell I am reading through the Child support laws and the math equations for determining amounts have fucking exponents and shit. Thank God I remember algebra.

Submitted by asterism on November 13, 2022 at 5:04 PM

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I had to hear this white shit today so you get to read it.

Submitted by asterism on November 13, 2022 at 4:14 AM (edited on November 13, 2022 at 4:48 AM)

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Asterism (Ultra Instinct)

Fucking hell I am about to ascend to God tier levels of oversharing, pretty sure this is my final form. I shouldn't fucking post this shit what the hell is wrong with me. This is all the thoughts I've been having about my marriage I can't bring myself to put what the CW is in the title but [CW]

Submitted by asterism on November 12, 2022 at 5:26 AM

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Questions for my married raddlers who want a divorce. (yeah these are heavy questions and no I dont expect people to answer though it would be nice and yeah it says a lot about me, and yeah this is why I have been spiraling this week)

Submitted by asterism on November 11, 2022 at 4:42 PM (edited on November 11, 2022 at 4:48 PM)

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I am feeling a rare bit of positive nostalgia for the 1987 tmnt cartoon (which I dont even remember tbh) would anyone be interested in watching it together some time?

Submitted by asterism on November 11, 2022 at 3:37 PM (edited on November 11, 2022 at 3:37 PM)

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SOB is an acronym they use at work for a medical condition except obviously that can be hilariously misconstrued. So every time you see the acronym its full meaning is typed right next to it.

Submitted by asterism on November 11, 2022 at 3:00 PM

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I am bored send help!

Submitted by asterism on November 8, 2022 at 11:26 PM

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complaining about my spouse again at least this one is short Honorary boomer

I just want someone to get triggered by this so I can feel normal and laugh at my life [not like a cw trigger just mad]

Submitted by asterism on November 9, 2022 at 1:40 AM

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All the antimasturbation shit I have read.

Submitted by asterism on November 9, 2022 at 12:24 AM (edited on November 9, 2022 at 12:30 AM)

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Couple of small funny things that happened on Halloween.

Submitted by asterism on November 8, 2022 at 12:01 PM (edited on November 8, 2022 at 12:10 PM)

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Basically I want to be your friend we should talk some time I will be awkward as hell

I was typing this giant fucking wall of text (probably would have exceeded post limit) about things I learned from drinking/my introspective thinking. Anyway here is take two where I try to get to the point.

Submitted by asterism on November 8, 2022 at 1:52 AM

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I hate when I get in introspective moods at work.

Submitted by asterism on November 7, 2022 at 8:03 PM

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lol lowkey nervous knocking one off the bucket list

Wife and kids are pulling out of the driveway.. You know what that means? TIME TO GET DRUNK!

Submitted by asterism on November 6, 2022 at 3:22 PM

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I am such a nerd that when I see the word distro I just get linuxy feels. It takes me a bit to realize that ain't what folks are talking about.

Submitted by asterism on November 6, 2022 at 11:10 AM

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I have a growing bucket list that's basically just Sex, drugs, and rock n roll. Because I feel like i missed out on all that in my highschool/college years

Submitted by asterism on November 5, 2022 at 1:43 PM (edited on November 5, 2022 at 1:53 PM)

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I am the pot and I am calling the kettle black. But my coworker tells me too much. and like I am online so like whatever but this is in meatspace.

Submitted by asterism on November 5, 2022 at 5:34 AM (edited on November 5, 2022 at 5:39 AM)

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I might have to do actual work at my second job tonight ... ew

Submitted by asterism on October 28, 2022 at 8:49 PM

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Apparently my state does a yearly bison auction. Which must mean the state govwrnment owns a large amount of Bison. Probably not unusual but I have just never really thought about it.

Submitted by asterism on October 28, 2022 at 6:56 PM

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I am taking a 180 on the anarchy project I want to do. I am going to start taking old computers people dont want. rehab them with linux and then give them to people who cant afford computers. Suits the time I have and my inability to leave home much. just need to find a reliable source of computers.

Submitted by asterism on October 27, 2022 at 8:47 PM

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Please Don't 🤮

A billboard near home says, "Its Ok to talk about your 401k"

Submitted by asterism on October 27, 2022 at 5:23 PM

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Todays rant from my two conservative coworkers, "I don't celebrate Halloween because thats the devils day!" [tw: animal violence]

Submitted by asterism on October 27, 2022 at 2:00 PM

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Growing up there was this thrift store off a main street that we would drive by that would always make me snicker. They either really thought through that name or really didn't. the thrift store was called, "One Man's Junk"

Submitted by asterism on October 27, 2022 at 11:54 AM

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Got to listen to my coworkers reminisce about the good old days when they got physically abused by their parents. It was a weird and disturbing conversation to overhear.

Submitted by asterism on October 24, 2022 at 6:40 PM (edited on October 24, 2022 at 6:41 PM)

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I asked off work for a couple hours for an appointment this morning. Decided to take the time to sleep and relax[instead of go to the appointment]. Now I am in the parking lot at work and I can't bring myself to go in. If anyone asks my appt. ran late lol.

Submitted by asterism on October 24, 2022 at 2:12 PM (edited on October 24, 2022 at 2:12 PM)

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So that meeting the country club had where someone complained we aren't saying hello? The country club uploaded it to their youtube.

Submitted by asterism on October 19, 2022 at 12:24 AM

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