Submitted by asterism in AsterismOvershares
I had two dreams recently, which is rare for me to have two within weeks of eachother. I almost never have dreams.
The first one
I decided I was going to make a friend group of exclusively lesbians. So I bought a list of all Subaru owners in the country and their addresses. I traveled all across the country to talk to Subaru owners but every Subaru owner I found was a straight white male.
In frustration I jokingly posted on mastodon about how it should be illegal for cishet people to own Subarus. This post got boosted a bunch but unfortunately I caught the attention of some fash instance and they started arguing with me and telling me I was racist and that I was effectively calling for white genocide and then I got a bunch of death threats.
The second one I thought the timing was sort of funny. Because that night I decided to completly lose the beard. So I shaved and then went to bed right after and then I had my first ever gay dream.
Probably spare the details but the short of it is a male friend confessed they wanted to have sex with me, But I was like, "no I cant cheat on my wife" so then we had a long discussion on boundaries and what was ok and what was not ok. and we determined that cuddling was ok. So then they held me while we watched One Piece. And because I trusted them not to cross boundaries I basically teased them a ton. Things like, "oh sorry I didnt realize my hand was there" and other shit where I pretended to be oblivious. and thats more or less it.
roanoke9 wrote (edited )
You dreamed that you posted something on the internet? I just realized, I have never so much as seen a computer in a dream. I don't think they exist there. Some tech sometimes, just never computers. Maybe it's a trade-off because like 90% of the time, I can fly.