As a teen I had two separate "prophets" prophesy I was going to be a pastor one day. lol Submitted by asterism on July 9, 2022 at 2:20 AM in AsterismOvershares Just to be contrary. HAIL SATAN! 3 comments 5
asterism OP wrote on July 9, 2022 at 3:05 AM #253,499 Another one told me I didn't like when people got bullied. Like no shit dude. 4
asterism OP wrote on July 19, 2022 at 12:59 PM #254,451 A part of me hopes this becomes reality in like the most backwards way possible. Like I get ordained in the satanic temple or something, do they have pastors? 2
asterism OP wrote on July 19, 2022 at 1:03 PM #254,452 Replying to asterism (#254,451) The answer is they have ministers but encourage people not to use authoritarian titles which is valid. https://ordained.satanicministry.com 2
asterism OP wrote
Another one told me I didn't like when people got bullied.
Like no shit dude.