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An_Old_Big_Tree wrote (edited )
Forbes's list of billionaires, to start.
An_Old_Big_Tree wrote
I'm sure most of the people on this list are tasty billionaires.
Names and Locations of the Top 100 People Killing the Planet
ploopt wrote
Man With “Eat the Rich” Sign Really Dreading the Regis Philbin Part of That Plan
“Even though I know Regis and his wrinkled, haggard body will be the worst thing I’ll consume in my lifetime, I’m still an optimist at heart,” Rover said. “A perfectly seared steak of Kevin James’s leg muscles, or some Terry Crews bicep burgers… those will make the gross, Regis-related sacrifices worth it.”
An_Old_Big_Tree wrote
Bezos.
I think about literally eating him pretty often actually. No real reason it's him instead of another billionaire. Probably all those memes where he's laughing at people's misfortune, if I had to point to something. But yeah if I walked past him in the street I hope I'd have the guts to end him.
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An_Old_Big_Tree wrote
Bezos definitely wins the prize for most eatable face.
And he shaves his head and everything. We don't have to worry so much about gross hair in our mouths. He probably shaves most of his body too. I wasn't kidding when I said I imagine eating him. Fuck that monster.
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An_Old_Big_Tree wrote (edited )
Oh now I'm getting deja vu, maybe some older users can remember a conversation like this on raddle?
Anyway nah I hate prisons too much, just killing them seems more ethical if that's our only option.
I'd rather not have to eat them but gosh darn it if that's the only way then bon appetit
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An_Old_Big_Tree wrote
I'm imagining some kind of genie situation where composting is not an option.
rot wrote (edited )
wait is the eat part of op's question literal? lmao
NeoliberalismKills wrote
One of the Walton heirs. I work for the fuckers.
mofongo wrote
I would go with Carlos Slim, I try to stay local with my produce.
An_Old_Big_Tree wrote
So strange that I've never heard of him before.
tadeuu wrote
Olá aguem tem vídeos para me enviar ?
ziq wrote
The facebook guy looks like he'd make a good blood pie.
hurts_65 wrote
One of the Koch Brothers, Bezos was a close second though
mofongo wrote
Can I get a menu?