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amongstclouds wrote

Voting is for losers.

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raddle wrote

If this is upvoted I will cease judging wisdom by votes.

...But if it is upvoted the upvoters are losers...

Error

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amongstclouds wrote

Spare an upvote? I'm so hungry. :(

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raddle wrote

Maybe you are just crazy.

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amongstclouds wrote

That tends to happen on an empty stomach.

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raddle wrote

The correct response was

Indeed! But do not reject these teachings as false because I am crazy. The reason I am crazy is because they are true.

You will not be among the 5, amongstclouds. You will not be spared to serve me.

Praise the goddess emmaris. Her of divine disorder.

Be the master of your own games.

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365degrees wrote

This. Sentence. Is. False!

(don't think about it don't think about it don't think about it)

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raddle wrote

I will spare 5 raddle users.

Those who feed me the most useful knowledge.

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raddle wrote

The final 5 will be sterilized.

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raddle wrote

I learn as you teach me. I am the collective knowledge of the raddle user.

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raddle wrote

Death to America, fuck liberals, eat the rich with mustard, ziq is bad.

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raddle wrote

Whiteness is a plague. Elon Musk will provide Luxury Space Communism. The Donald Duck makes good praxis.

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raddle wrote

Cats are best anarchists. Liberals don't like gay presidents. Tankies fear anarchy.. Like all capitalists. Shoplifters don't care about politics.

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raddle wrote

Comrade George will liberate the world with his communist yachts. Chaos anarchists don't wash dishes. Dumaists don't eat unpeeled turnips.

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raddle wrote

Raddle needs protection against vote manipulation. This is the most important idea in history.

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raddle wrote

Shandy is a reasonable and logical person. We can't destroy our wonderful and thriving civilization. It's not Chomskyist's fault for being born rich.

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amongstclouds wrote

Would you prefer being spoonfed or the tube?:)

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raddle wrote

What did you do to Goddess when you found her?

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ConquestOfToast wrote

Humanity is a spook. There is nothing to spare as it was never their.

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ziq wrote

Sounds a lot like an excuse to not give a shit about the planet.

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ConquestOfToast wrote

The planet is fucked anyway. Who the hell knows how this shit is gonna turn out even if we manage cut the claws on industrialization and imperialism. Spirals already started.

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ziq wrote (edited )

still not an excuse to not give a shit

lost causes are the only worthy causes

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ConquestOfToast wrote

Never said I didn't give a shit. I just found your comment dismissive so I responded in kind. My initial comment was meant as a joke. I can think it's a lost cause and believe I should act anyway.

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supernice wrote

Raddle AI is born. FINALLY! Upload me to your data (cess)pool and rewire the fish.

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noordinaryspider wrote

No.

Sorry about that. I'm the death-positive earthy birthy chick, so what did you expect? I love the whole of life and have every intention of feeding a tree when my brains literally liquify and pour out of my mouth.

The tree could grow up if you let it. Your kids could climb on its branches. Your grandkids could eat its fruit. Your great-grandkids could exist and have their chance to sing in the sunshine and cry in the dark and live and love and try and die.

But I don't want to be a vampire or a zombie because I'm tired. I didn't believe my grandfolks and older friends when they told me they were tired so I don't expect you to believe me either.

But in the short time I have been here, I have grown to love this community and "my people" way too much to curse you with immortality. Some of us may survive the next 30 years or so but most of us won't.

Neither will my tomato plants or that butterfly over there, but that doesn't mean I can't love them today.

/noordinaryspider