Submitted by ziq
on May 22, 2018 at 10:11 AM in AskRaddle
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Probably because I value survival of the species over keeping my tits cute and perky, at least according to my disgusted parents. I've got a bunch of kids and they have a bunch of fathers.
Mostly it seems like a no brainer. If you find out the guy you're fucking is on crack and dangerous to your kids, you get rid of him. You don't feel anything. If some guy you meet at a party or a bar wants to do the nasty, you can't risk having them turn out to be a psycho and killing or raping your kids.
Now I look in the mirror and laugh. Why am I single? Because I'm old enough to be your grandmother, silly!
So that was fucking fucking. What a stupid waste of time. I can't believe I actually bought into that shit for as long as I did.
I don't like guys
I don't like their lies
I don't like their beady, greedy eyes
I don't like the way they stab you in the back
And don't even have the decency
To step over your corpse
If I really wanted a partner, I'd just buy one like everybody else does.