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ziq wrote

  1. pm me a photo of the last page of your passport, your mobile number, your home address, and the username and password to your facebook account (we have to confirm you're not a scammer)

  2. send $340 to the link in my profile (I know it's a bit steep, but we have to make sure only people serious about joining apply, otherwise the system will be overwhelmed with applications)

  3. upload to youtube a video of yourself swearing allegiance to Mr. Soros, and explain in detail why you want to join antifa and why you'd be a useful asset to us

your application will take 2 weeks to process. if you're accepted, Mr. Soros's executive assistant will be in touch. if you don't hear anything in 2 weeks, please don't try to contact us. we receive a lot of applications and don't have time to send rejection letters to everyone.

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mofongo wrote

Wait a minute, why was I charged $500? I even had recommendation letters!

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ziq wrote

You were flagged as high risk due to your association with the My Little Pony fandom.

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mofongo wrote

How could you all possibly know about that? I was incognito.

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ziq wrote

I'm afraid that's classified at your current . access level. You can apply for level 7 access with a further $5000 donation to my librepay. If you need level 8 access (which includes 24/7 live viewing of the A.N.T.I.F.A satellite network), I'll need another 10k on top of that

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emma wrote

post a video of yourself eating an orange without peeling the skin off, then we'll talk

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NOISEBOB wrote

Haha funny troll is funny

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bnark OP wrote

What is your experience comrade?

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NOISEBOB wrote

Nice try, FBI...

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bnark OP wrote

I have been to five protests for the Black Lives Matter and have hurt white men for free speech, please tell me your experience.

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ziq wrote

Do you have any special skills other than deplatforming whitey? We're always looking for helicopter pilots and blacksmiths.

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a_perfect_map wrote

and have hurt white men for free speech

nice try but no one is calling for violence except you guys. classic police escaltion bullshit is bullshit. you guys know you can't win by playing fair, how do you look at yourself in the mirror?

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