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WTB_Nukes_130e wrote

America - "I support Big Business!"
Big Business - "I support China!"
China - "I support North Korea!"
North Korea - "I will kill you America!"
America - "I will fuck you up North Korea!"
China - "You mess with NK, you mess with me!"
Big Business - "You mess with China, you mess with me, but you should totally attack North Korea."
North Korea - "Attack me America. Attack me!!!"
America - "Uh, uhh..." (BB loves me, would never leave me for another country, our threesome with China was so good, but now feels like BB not love me as much?) "Ok, I prepare for attack!" (BB would never leave me... I think..)