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Sputnikdan wrote (edited by a moderator )

  1. You try to promote solidarity in your work place.
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ziq OP wrote

  1. But you'd much rather burn the place down and live in the woods.
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BigG wrote

  1. You have George Soros on speed dial.
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JayGrym wrote (edited )

  1. As you stare at any screen, you know it's a bullshit distraction.
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ziq OP wrote

  1. People think you lack ambition but you actually lack the ability to accept the world the way it is.
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ziq OP wrote

  1. Your memes all frighten and scare children. And liberals.
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BigG wrote

  1. You can't really enjoy a new toy unless you stole it.
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ziq OP wrote

  1. You graft fruiting scions onto fruitless street trees.
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BigG wrote

  1. When people ask you to sign a petition you laugh in their face.
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ziq OP wrote

  1. When you catch yourself beginning to idolize someone, you kill them.
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BigG wrote

  1. You can expertly tag a wall with anarchy symbolism in under a minute.
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ziq OP wrote

  1. You think factories are much more useful when thoroughly charred.
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An_Old_Big_Tree wrote

  1. Some of your projects don't make it all the way (case in point), but it's alright since you're always doing as much as you can
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ziq OP wrote (edited )

  1. You keep warm in winter by burning a coal plant.
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ziq OP wrote

  1. You infiltrate tankie clubs and seed chaos just for shits and giggles.
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ziq OP wrote

  1. Stripping people of their authority is your number 1 hobby.
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