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fenderzilla wrote

  1. No one you meet understands your ideology so they don't know what names to call you - liberals call you a communist, communists call you a liberal, and fascists call you... a fascist, for some reason
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black_fox wrote

  1. you hate money, whether or not you’re currently broke
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ziq OP wrote (edited )

  1. You get physically sick when you have to ask the state for something.
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Waken wrote (edited )

  1. You live with a black cat.
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fenderzilla wrote

  1. You are a black cat
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Sputnikdan wrote

  1. You grow as much of your own food as possible in you current situation.
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ziq OP wrote

  1. You know where all the wild fruiting trees in your area are and when they ripen their fruit.
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Waken wrote

  1. Your entire wardrobe consists of black hoodies and makeshift body armor.
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ziq OP wrote

  1. You think riots are more useful than sit ins.
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Bandit wrote

  1. You've been part of a Food Not Bombs chapter.
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Sputnikdan wrote (edited by a moderator )

  1. You try to promote solidarity in your work place.
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ziq OP wrote

  1. But you'd much rather burn the place down and live in the woods.
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BigG wrote

  1. You have George Soros on speed dial.
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JayGrym wrote (edited )

  1. As you stare at any screen, you know it's a bullshit distraction.
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ziq OP wrote

  1. People think you lack ambition but you actually lack the ability to accept the world the way it is.
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ziq OP wrote

  1. Your memes all frighten and scare children. And liberals.
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BigG wrote

  1. You can't really enjoy a new toy unless you stole it.
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ziq OP wrote

  1. You graft fruiting scions onto fruitless street trees.
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BigG wrote

  1. When people ask you to sign a petition you laugh in their face.
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ziq OP wrote

  1. When you catch yourself beginning to idolize someone, you kill them.
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BigG wrote

  1. You can expertly tag a wall with anarchy symbolism in under a minute.
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ziq OP wrote

  1. You think factories are much more useful when thoroughly charred.
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Tequila_Wolf wrote

  1. Some of your projects don't make it all the way (case in point), but it's alright since you're always doing as much as you can
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ziq OP wrote (edited )

  1. You keep warm in winter by burning a coal plant.
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ziq OP wrote

  1. You infiltrate tankie clubs and seed chaos just for shits and giggles.
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ziq OP wrote

  1. Stripping people of their authority is your number 1 hobby.
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nbdy wrote

  1. It's just a regular cookbook to you.
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nbdy wrote

  1. Using possessive pronouns is often uncomfortable
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nbdy wrote

  1. You shudder at the thought of markets
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nbdy wrote

  1. You've stolen entire days of company time in order to pursue your desires
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