Submitted by zoom_zip in AMA

a great opportunity to travel and meet new people and do lots of things that don’t involve killing, like engineering and flying planes, and fixing computers, and playing instruments in the house band, and probably very little killing (not much killing at all (just some killing (necessary killing (justified)))). you’ll probably spend more time drinking coca cola(tm) and playing videogames and pokemon cards tbh. haha. what else are you going to do, you freakin’ dropout? sit behind a computer for the rest of your life like your miserable dad? well, if you’re going to do that anyway, why not do it OPERATING DRONE STRIKES FOR YOUR COUNTRY. it’s like playing your favourite game, cod of duty. 1000s of infantry positions available, and more opening up daily. remember, there’s always jobs in war!

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Ant wrote (edited )

Sounds amazing. Can foreigners join? It will save you on travel costs if I just shoot people right here.

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zoom_zip OP wrote

yes we love foreigners. we will even let you get “first in line” privileges in any ground battles

also if you’re not white we can use you in photo ops to prove that we are an inclusive and equal employer

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zommunist wrote

Serious though you really pay for reassignment surgery?

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zoom_zip OP wrote

we get trillions in taxpayer funding so why not?

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Fool wrote

Don't forget, someone's going to be in trouble if they don't spend their budget. You don't want to look like you don't need all that money.

No you can't funnel the money into domestic violence shelters, that's misuse of public funds.

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ziq wrote

Good enough reason to join a global pillage and murder squad amiright?

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